The Coffeepot Cookbook!
A Fun, yet Functional and Feasible Traveler’s Guide
to Preparing Healthy, Happy Meals on the Go Using Nothing but a Hotel Coffeepot….
and a Little Ingenuity
Whether you're a nomad traveler who spends a lot of time in hotels, OR a budding entrepreneur with limited
resources, OR a divorced mid-lifer living in the basement of a generous friend who won't agree
to feed you as part of his generosity while you "find yourself," OR just a run-of-the-mill cheapskate looking
for ways to make meals using appliances in your hotel room or save on the cost of utility bills and kitchen appliances
at home, this book is for you!
It may look like just an ordinary coffeepot...
but in the hands of the master coffeepot chef you will soon become, it
Most any style coffeepot will do...no rewiring, no unscrewing,
no dismantling, no disabling anything,
..just a little "why didn't I think of
that" ingenuity....and voila!
Yes, that's brown rice! (with no messy, sticky cleanup! Learn the secret!)
These are all real recipes! Every one of them was actually prepared, eaten and photographed (not necessarily in that
order) with an actual coffeepot (I mean, they weren't photographed with a coffeepot, they were photographed with
a camera, but cooked with a coffee pot, oh heck,
you know what I mean, darnit!!), just for this book!
"Hello, My name is Seth. I have been living on the road for 10 years, touring with ____________ [editor's note: the live production of a popular children's show which shall remain nameless]. I am in hotels 47-50 weeks a year. Most of the time I travel domestically in the USA. but more recently I have been spending about
6 months a year internationally. I have been fixing meals in my room for quite a long time. Currently in Italy I bought a electric Kettle/ coffee pot and some metal lined (because I couldn't find glass) Thermos(es). A vegetarian on my current tour handed me your book. Good read, very nice.
My schedule can have me work from sun up to sun down or three days off; I never know what shopping opportunities will or wont be available.
I constantly look for what we call crate foods/ suitcase foods for days when there are no food sources available. Your book has given me some new things to try.
If I get any good pictures I send them your way.
Best Wishes,-- J. Seth Leach
"Once such traveler, a vegan by the name of Walt Goodridge, found a solution to all your culinary woes. His book, The Coffeepot Cookbook, hurtles you through a unique way of preparing food to your needs while on the road. The concept is quite clever and incredibly simple: buy local ingredients, stick them in your kettle coffeepot (he's gonna hate me for that slip), wait until cooked, serve and then nomnomnomnom.
What you don't realise is that the road to coffeepot cooking is fraught with sticky, gooey danger. Fortunately Goodridge had run the gauntlet of trials and errors for you and has come up with some ingenious solutions, as he traveled his way through China. It was surprising to see the variety of food he was able to cook in his coffeepots and his photo's really give you a good insight into this variety.
Goodridge writes at a sprint and his hyperactive hilarious style is captivating."--only the good parts
of the book review by –Scott Donald,
HungryFeet.com Thanks, Scott!
"I wish I'd had a copy of The Coffeepot Cookbook back in 2009 when I lived four days a week in a
back-of-beyond Nanjing hotel on a diet of spicy beef instant noodles and rice crackers! Feasible,
functional and fun, the ever resourceful Walt has hit upon a genuinely great idea for the frugal and
health conscious traveler and delivers it with his trademark humor. Plus he's added a few new terms
to the culinary lexicon along the way...silk-steamed spaghetti anyone?"–Aimee Groom, Editor,
"Hi there! Came across your blog via a link in the HappyCow.net newsletter, read a couple of funny posts and saw the cookbook - great idea!
Thought I'd either get it for my brother who lives in Shanghai, or my wife who travels a lot, but I think I'll just get it for myself!
Reading a bunch of your posts, I guess it's all geared towards eating with vegan ingredients in mind? That's great, as I'm also vegan
and not too keen on seeing pictures of fishies swimming in a kettle! And I hope you ship to Germany? All the best"--Karl
"I was really glad to hear about this. I thought I invented it last August. Glad to know someone has
perfected the concept! I'm not vegan, but I did very well with poaching eggs in my coffeepot, and warming up
beans with cheese. I like the idea of rice in a thermos (and veggies, yeah!)"--
did you notice it says "LATTE" show?
10. Perfectly priced and sized for budget and backpack!
Weighing in at 4.6oz, 6" x 9" and at only $14.24*US, The Coffeepot Cookbook
is the perfect gift for money-and-space-conscious backpackers
and other travelers who want a fun, yet functional
tool for the adventure (Not just recipes, but commentary, back-stories, travel and money-saving tips, 1 dating suggestion,
and more...for an entertaining read in the bus depot or airport!)
9. Ideal for the chronically or situationally cheap.
You don't have to be a backpacker, a nomad or a frequent
traveler to enjoy saving money on pots, appliances (no more
cancer-causing microwaves), or utensils. The Coffeepot Cookbook
can be used effectively right in your own home,
apartment or your section of the trailer park.
8. The perfect "going away to college (finally!)" gift!
It's about time! You've been wanting to use that freeloader's
room as a home office, a guest room or storage closet. But
just so you won't feel guilty for not paying for a meal plan for
the kid, give junior something useful for his dorm room: The Coffeepot Cookbook!
You're not really a bad parent after all.
7. The perfect "time to live on your own (finally!)" gift!
It's about time! You've been wanting to use that freeloader's
room as a home office, a guest room or storage closet.
"Here. Take this book and get out."
6.You need proof!
Think about it. No one is ever going to believe you that
a book like this actually exists. But, you'll get the next to last laugh
when it shows up delivered to their doorstep. THEY'LL get the last laugh
when they read it!
5. The coffeepot makes the man!
Display The Coffeepot Cookbook
proudly on your living room coffee table
the first time you invite her over,
so your date knows what sort of experience she's
in for with you as a boyfriend.
4.The coffeepot makes the woman!
Men invariably set their expectations
high when it comes to the women they marry--particularly
when it comes to their skill in the kitchen. Can't cook?
No problem. Display The Coffeepot Cookbook
proudly on your living room coffee table the first
time you invite him over, and let's
nip that bad boy in the bud--and lower those expectations--from the get go!
3.The revolution will not be microwaved!
Come on. Admit. You've either done it or thought about
doing it last time you were in a hotel
and getting fed up with a steady diet
of ramen noodles. You knew there HAD to be more
uses for this thing "the man" didn't want you to know about.
Power to the people!! (No justice! No peas!)
2. We have a money-back guarantee*
(please read the popup carefully)
And the number one reason to order
The Coffeepot Cookbook right now.....drum roll, please...
1. Get it before it's banned!
Let's face it, you're not going to find this trend-setting book
next to your Gideon Bible in the bed and breakfasts, motels and hotels around
the world. In fact, once the International Hotel Owners Association gets wind of
these coffeepot recipes, chances are they'll move to get it summarily banned in all
continents and all languages. Get it now before the book burnings begin!
CHAPTER 1: WHAT, WHERE AND WHY on earth... 5
• Why I wrote this book
• Where this book may lead you
• What I was thinking...
• I Know! I Know!
• The case for Coffeepot Cooking
• What is "Rejuveneating?"
CHAPTER 2: COFFEEPOT BASICS 13
• Coffeepot Basics
• Types Of Coffee Pots
• Dangers of Coffeepot Cooking
• Disclaimer & Warnings
CHAPTER 3: WHAT YOU'LL NEED 17
• Troubles and an odd warning
CHAPTER 4: RECIPES 27
• 12 Recipes with photos
CHAPTER 5: A FEW GOOD IDEAS 47
• The Natural Nomad's Spice Rack & First Aid Kit
• It's a conspiracy, I tell ya
• When Good Ideas go Horribly Wrong
• When Good Ideas go Remarkably Well
• About the author
A note about the price
*NOTE: I really wanted to make this cookbook full color AND charge only $12.00, but to do so, would mean
I would lose money on every sale. (That would be like ME paying YOU to read my book. And how silly is that!!?)
Then I thought about making the cookbook black and white, but whoever heard of a black and white cookbook???? So,
you get a full color cookbook for the painstakingly-researched, consumer-friendly, yet still marginally profitable
price of $14.24--Walt
*Money Back Guarantee
We are proud to offer the only guarantee of its kind in the industry.
If, for any reason, you are not completely satisfied, you may return The Coffeepot Cookbook for a full unconditional
refund of your $14.24, less the following small fees:
• $2.00 service fee,
• $3.03 postage,
• $4.21 re-stocking fee
• $3.015 pain and suffering
• $7.00 damages and legal fees
TOTAL FEES 19.265
Therefore, since you paid $17.94 ($14.24 + 3.60 shipping)
and the total return fees will be $19.265, you will owe us an additional $1.325.
Thank you for your patronage. (That's a joke, people!)
Let's be honest, shall we?
Look, I know you're cheap. But, eventually, you will stop wanting to go through life
getting everything for free, you'll break down, put a crowbar
to your wallet or purse, and do something daring for once
in your life and just buy a damned book! Furthermore, you'll
decide that owning the information as an ebook is more convenient
since you can read it while on your job while you appear to be working,
at night while you wait for um, videos to download, and you'll realize
that you can copy it onto a flash drive, or second computer,
(and that you could even split the cost and share it with a friend
cause there's really nothing we can do to stop you from making
a "group purchase.")
Once you start entering your payment information, you'll enjoy
seeing technology at work and witness
the cool process of making payment by credit card, seeing
your card get "approved," getting a confirmation email within
10 seconds with a link that allows you to download an
actual book right onto your computer. You'll satisfy your
chronic recurring cheapness by reminding yourself that you can ask for a refund
any time within 30 days.
But once you download or receive the book in the mail, you'll get some enjoyment and
even a few laughs out of it. You'll learn things you didn't know
before. You'll own something for eternity that you can refer back to
again and again. And, who knows, you might even be encouraged to do something similar
yourself. After all, you'll hear yourself thinking, "if THIS guy can do this, so can I!
Where did I leave my credit card??!!!
Wait! Before you order, check this out! Want to make money while
you're traveling and coffeepot cooking?
How to Become a Nomadpreneur
A pocket guide of income strategies, travel jobs & survival tips
for expats, vagabonds, techies and rat race escapees
who want to see the world AND make money too!
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"Once upon a time, there was a Jamaican civil engineer living in New York who hated his job, followed his passion, started a sideline business, escaped the rat race, ran off to a tropical island in the Pacific, and started a tourism business so he could give tours of the island to pretty girls every day...and live a nomadpreneur's dream life."
What if you had the freedom to travel the world and make money at the same time? What if your source of income did not depend on your actual physical location?
According to author Walt Goodridge, nomadpreneurs have that freedom! A nomadpreneur is someone whose income strategy allows him or her the freedom to "travel and roam" while generating money "abroad or at home."
Goodridge himself was a frustrated, corporate-cubicle-confined civil engineer in New York City until he engineered his escape from the rat race and ran off to a tropical island to live out his nomadpreneur dream. In this guide, he shares his motivation, methods and mindset as well as specific details of the income strategies he and others use to achieve and sustain what he calls "the untethered lifestyle." You'll learn or discover:
• Why escape might be the sanest act you ever commit
• If you can (or should) simply nomadize your current job
• Proven strategies for making money overseas
• Which--location-free or location-bound--suits you better
• Travel, accommodation, immigration, safety & survival tips
• Profiles of folks who've found nomadpreneuring success
• Products, websites, apps and communities to help you
• PLUS: Travel jobs for the nomad-minded non-preneur
• AND What to do if you run out of money!
• How to choose from the 3 types of nomadpreneurs
• Developing the required skill set
• How to monetize, profitize then nomadize any passion
• 7 proven strategies, with real-world examples
• Travel, transportation and accommodation resources and apps
• A step-by-step checklist of what to do first, second, third, etc.
• Photos of the nomadpreneur lifestyle, and more!
PLUS: an extensive list of travel jobs for the non-entrepreneur
"The actual secret philosophy, strategies, software, apps and customized system I use to make money, maintain mobility and survive as a nomadpreneur!
Basically, everything I use to run my business....except my passwords!"
--Walt F.J. Goodridge, author of Turn Your Passion Into Profit and Living True to Your Self and founder of the Nomadpreneur Support Group at www.nomadpreneur.com!
"The *ORIGINAL! The first, funniest and frog favorite!"
*Yes, the original! That's why we own the coffeepotcookbook.com URL!
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